And for my next trick, I will show thousands of strangers online my descent into madness.
Im hopelessly in love with someone I’m not physically attracted to
Music fans reblog this with an album you consider “your” album… one that is part of your personality, one that means a lot to you, or just one you really like… Mine is The Perfect Shade of Green by Skittish :>
my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse
you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest
once again thinking about this guy at the pigeon museum who was giving a little presentation about pigeon mating habits or something, and takes one look at me and my partner and immediately goes "oh and pigeons can be GAY, too!!!"
and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
the last sentence of my thesis


